School Performance Discussion T-Shirts

"I may still get to watch TV, but I'll definitely lose control of the remote."

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Just be yourself."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

'They all want to play the star.'

Snowprov

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'We like your zip-a-dee. You need to work on your dooh-dah.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

I'm not making enough money to like you.

Primitive magician

'He's maturing early.'

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

'Last year we increased sales by 100%.'

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

Orchestra conductor

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'Ask yourself, 'What is it I'm not doing?', and then ask yourself, 'What is it I'm doing too much?'.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

Business Target

Targets.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

"I don't know whether your tired, anxious, nervous, or whatever. But it looks like a clear case of performance anxiety."