School Play Director Mugs

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

Applause

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Comedy and tragedy masks

Orchestra conductor

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

A pretention of playwrights

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Tristan Und Isolde

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Greetings and welcome to my new play called 'King Lear.' It's about delegation, succession, and decentralization.'

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Hollywood producer.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

Contents Page of the Savoy (No. 1)

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

Fricka arrives.

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'