High-school Drama Queen Prints

"I was Mrs. Webb in my high-school production of 'Our Town.' Who were you?"

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Reginald Bunthorne

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

Noel Coward.

William Shakespeare

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Lady Macbeth

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

WTF?

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

Ye Editor. It’s a little downbeat, Will. How about making it a comedy and changing the name from "Othello" to "The Moor, The Marry-er"?

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Situation Tragedy.

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Doctor Bartolo

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Berta screams out!

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

Chekov play and scorecard,