High-school Drama Queen Pillows

"I was Mrs. Webb in my high-school production of 'Our Town.' Who were you?"

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Reginald Bunthorne

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

William Shakespeare

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

WTF?

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Lady Macbeth

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Berta screams out!

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Situation Tragedy.

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Doctor Bartolo

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

Chekov play and scorecard,

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"