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'Oh, c'mon, man, you've only told me that about 500 billion times!'

"He's aware of his emotions but he has difficulty controlling them."

"No young Mistress has not taken drama lessons. It's a side effect of her turning 13, but yes, I agree, her dramatic skills are quite impressive..."

"Oh, don't be so dramatic!"

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

'How come people in soap opera never waste their time watching soap operas?'

Katisha is furious

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Reginald Bunthorne

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Lady Macbeth

WTF?

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Doctor Bartolo

Berta screams out!

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Situation Tragedy.

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

Chekov play and scorecard,

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"