Drama Queen Appreciator Pillows

'Oh, c'mon, man, you've only told me that about 500 billion times!'

"He's aware of his emotions but he has difficulty controlling them."

"No young Mistress has not taken drama lessons. It's a side effect of her turning 13, but yes, I agree, her dramatic skills are quite impressive..."

"Oh, don't be so dramatic!"

Ask Sadie. Sadie, when are you going to stop fighting it and admit your passionate love for Rudy? Signed, Conrad. *Actual reader letter. Who let this question in? I want my producers fired, then fileted, then fired again, and then run down by a car filled with clowns. Seems a little defensive there, Snookums. Clown car!

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

'How come people in soap opera never waste their time watching soap operas?'

Katisha is furious

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Reginald Bunthorne

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

Noel Coward.

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Lady Macbeth

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

WTF?

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Situation Tragedy.

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Ye Editor. It’s a little downbeat, Will. How about making it a comedy and changing the name from "Othello" to "The Moor, The Marry-er"?