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M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Theatre Masks and Butts

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Falstaff

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Lord George brings news of the debate

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Scarpia's Palace

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Friedrich Schiller

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."