Diet Drama Appreciator T-Shirts

'Prawn Cocktail. My old nemesis.' - 'Go on... just try a mouthful.' - 'I forget why I don't like prawns...' - 'Is it because they might wriggle back to life in your mouth?' - 'Bleurgh!' - 'Sea food can be very slimming.'

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'Excellent napkin.'

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"This can't be right. I was supposed to lose 20 lbs before my next annual exam - maybe I should postpone my appointment for ... another year."

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

How to keep your man healthy: 'No sex 'til you eat your vegetables!'

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

'Still antsy about the new diet I put you on?'

'A table near the food, please.'

'Quit chewing tobacco? But that's the only source of fiber I get.'

Woman on scales.

"How's everything?"

"It looks like there is too much dairy in your diet."

'I was doing REALLY well, and then I sleepwalked last night and at a 20-pound bag of potatoes!'

"Mr. Whopple, time to slow down on the veggie diet!"

At little Jessica's tea party, nobody ate a bite, claiming they were stuffed

Shame on You.

'You've been on a diet and lost six kilos...Well I think I have found them!'

"...and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day."

'Still at a plateau, Mrs Johnson?'

Fly at the tennis club cafe.

Toblerone - Toblertwo.

"Put an olive in it please. My doctor told me to eat more greens!"

'That's not funny. Howard...get your foot off the scale!'

Thinking of Hunger

"If it's worth anything, I just choked to death in a vegan joint."

'I'll have the dessert list and he'll have the Heimlich maneuver.'

A gentleman and his butler in a dining room.