Dining Drama Pillows

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"How was the food sir?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

"House red, sir?"

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

"What will change my life?"

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"

"How's everything?"

"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!"

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

"Here are Monsieur Limace, our sommelier, Monsiere Juron, chef de Cuisine and Mr Kruigshenk, specialist for the beheading of breakfast eggs."

"Slop again?!"

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

'If you're in a hurry, why did you order the snails?'

'Can you send this back to the kitchen. It's cold.'

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

Fly at the tennis club cafe.

'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'

"We're all dying to try something that you set on fire at our table."

"There, dammit. Is that enough pepper for you??"

'Careful, this plate may be a little hot.'

A gentleman and his butler in a dining room.

"Oh God, I forgot to ask if anybody had lard issues."

"Hello, Sir! Remember me? You were always putting me in detention. . . Would you like to order now?"

Ah! Bejezus...for the love of Mike...This wine is corked