Dinner Dialogue Lover Pillows

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"You owe me five bucks."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

"What do you recommend today?"

"You ordered mammoth again?"

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Spinach Dating.

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'