Dinner Dialogue Lover T-Shirts

Chinese Cuisine. It says "This fortune intentionally left blank." I'm not sure what that means, but it can't be good.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"You owe me five bucks."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Exciting potato bugs.

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

"What do you recommend today?"

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

Chick in noodle soup.

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

"You ordered mammoth again?"

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'