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"How do you prepare the chicken?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"You owe me five bucks."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"You have zero empathy, Carlton. And I can't even begin to imagine what that's like."

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

Chick in noodle soup.

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

"You ordered mammoth again?"

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.'

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

"First the porridge is too hot, then too cold... you're getting a lousy tip."

Members of the legal fraternity at their favourite Chinese restaurant: So Su Me.

"When you say 'the same', do you mean worse or better?"

"Don't try to distance yourself from my choice of entrée."

"Because of the war can we split this?"

"Do you two need a little more time?"

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

'Forget about National Security for a second... if I'm not home in an hour for dinner, there's going to be some REAL FIREWORKS!'

'What a pig.' 'I heard that.'

"Come on now. It's not that bad. We never even had Paris."

'Mutter mutter...I was talking to my broccoli.'