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"How do you prepare the chicken?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"You owe me five bucks."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

Chick in noodle soup.

"You have zero empathy, Carlton. And I can't even begin to imagine what that's like."

"You ordered mammoth again?"

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.'

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

"First the porridge is too hot, then too cold... you're getting a lousy tip."

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

Members of the legal fraternity at their favourite Chinese restaurant: So Su Me.

"When you say 'the same', do you mean worse or better?"

'Mutter mutter...I was talking to my broccoli.'

'Forget about National Security for a second... if I'm not home in an hour for dinner, there's going to be some REAL FIREWORKS!'

"Come on now. It's not that bad. We never even had Paris."

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

'What a pig.' 'I heard that.'

"Because of the war can we split this?"

"Don't try to distance yourself from my choice of entrée."

"Do you two need a little more time?"

'What are we having for dinner?'