Dinner Drama Lover Mugs

"Your dinner's flushed away."

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

The Perfect Foil

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'...and could you refill the vinegar - Genius here thinks it's the wine.'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

'After you with the camouflage.'

"Let it breathe for an hour, to bring out the best home-truths."

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"Wait. Let it breathe."

Spinach Dating.

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

"This can't be right. I was supposed to lose 20 lbs before my next annual exam - maybe I should postpone my appointment for ... another year."

'I'm terrible with names - what's mine?'

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

The Birth of Philosophical Thought Experiments.

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

"How was the food sir?"