Dinner Humor Lover Pillows

'I'll have a little lamb please.'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Better Not Squash.

Cooking with Pierre

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

"What do you recommend today?"

'If you mean Janet, she works the late shift.'

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

'I'll have the frogs legs - and make sure they're kneeling.'

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

Menu. Everything looks so delicious! Thank you!

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

There's a strange mist over my food. You never heard of pea soup fog?

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Cook Book. The cookbooks are just Ernie's way of shifting the blame.

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

"I always see the class as half-baked."

'Hey!! Put your plate in the dishwasher!'