Dinner Humor Lover Prints

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Better Not Squash.

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Cooking with Pierre

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'If you mean Janet, she works the late shift.'

"What do you recommend today?"

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'

'I'll have the frogs legs - and make sure they're kneeling.'

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

"I always see the class as half-baked."

"Say hello to my little friend!"

'Hey!! Put your plate in the dishwasher!'