Comedy And Dining Lover Prints

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"It'll never be ready in time."

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

'We need more cake shows!'

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

'I'll have the frogs legs - and make sure they're kneeling.'

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

"Potatoes too salty? Look, buster ??" I told you to enjoy your meal!"