Comedy And Dining Lover Gifts

The soup was quite filling

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"It'll never be ready in time."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Deviled HamDeviled Eggs.

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

'I'll have the frogs legs - and make sure they're kneeling.'

"Your father dressed you, didn't he?"

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

Menu. Everything looks so delicious! Thank you!

There's a strange mist over my food. You never heard of pea soup fog?

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

'We need more cake shows!'

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

"Potatoes too salty? Look, buster ??" I told you to enjoy your meal!"