Dinner Dater Pillows

Lucy watched with embarrassment as her date returned from the toilet,unaware that he had the washroom attendant stuck to the bottom of his shoe.

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

"I'll wait, my wife's in the loo."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Romantic Violinist.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

The Bare Minimum

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

'Tasty bird.'

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

'Not...one...drop.'

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

"Know any marches? I just gave him his marching papers."

"Remember the last time you took me out? We had ration books!"

"Hold that afterthought!"

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

'All right, I agree with you.'