Romantic Dinner Date Pillows

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Romantic Violinist.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

Ten out of ten for effort...

'S'more wine?'

In Desperate Straits.

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

"And how would you like your steak?"

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

Romantic Frogs

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'Tasty bird.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Linguini for two?"

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"