Romantic Dinner Date Mugs

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Romantic Violinist.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Ten out of ten for effort...

In Desperate Straits.

'S'more wine?'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

'Tasty bird.'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

Romantic Frogs

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Linguini for two?"

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"