Dining Romantic Pillows

"Well gentlemen, I think it's time we rejoined the ladyboys."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

Ten out of ten for effort...

'S'more wine?'

In Desperate Straits.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

Romantic Frogs

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"Linguini for two?"

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"