Dinner Time Giggler Prints

"Just a heads up...the chicken paprikash is camera shy."

'Your French dip, sir.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?"

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

'The chef says, 'Thank your the compliment on the breast of the chicken and he would like to compliment you on the breast of YOUR chicken'.'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

'Waiter there is a candlestick in my soup!'

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

"Mom, my alphabet soup tastes funny."

"My husband's a surgeon, he can't let go of his work."

'Phillip! Time for dinner...Phillip?!'

Opie Ate

'Maybe we should try killing them first, and then cooking them.'

Chicken running out of restaurant, waiter: "Err, chickens off"

'Turn off that electric can opener before Marmaduke tears down our kitchen door!'

"Voila!! For the Lady, Seafood Linguine, and I believe Sir ordered the Chef's Surprise?"