Bedtime Giggler Gifts

"I'm breaking in a new pillow."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

'I'll take him.'

"On your left."

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'Good morning!'

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

"The fact is Santa, if that's your real name. You were caught inside the house, with a sack full of valuables."

"Just a heads up...the chicken paprikash is camera shy."

No Yule Turn.

'Honey... The old bag next door said I'm looking fat in white!'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'Memo to the wife...'

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

Cat with mice on his bedpost.

"But it's 3 o'clock in the morning. Okay, one word ... rhymes with liar."

'What do you mean, stuff the chicken? It wasn't empty.'

'Syncronised drowning.'

'And there's the horn to end the first half...'