Morning Giggler Pillows

Back to work...

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"How about a little more coffee?"

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

'It's a sprained ankle again. Why are you always slipping on banana peels?'

'Gravity wins - again.'

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'Good morning, breakfast.'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'Good morning!'

'Was the class too early for you?'

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

Monday Checklist.

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

'Okay children, who knows the actions to I'm A Little Espresso Machine?'

'Honey... The old bag next door said I'm looking fat in white!'

'Mum! Mum!... My egg's gone all runny!'

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

Monday 5:30 am

"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."

George was not a morning person.

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."