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The Cat's Alarm Clock

"How about a little more coffee?"

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

'It's a sprained ankle again. Why are you always slipping on banana peels?'

'Gravity wins - again.'

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'Good morning, breakfast.'

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

'Was the class too early for you?'

'Good morning!'

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

"It was your idea to call him Christopher Robin!"

Monday Checklist.

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'Okay children, who knows the actions to I'm A Little Espresso Machine?'

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

'Mum! Mum!... My egg's gone all runny!'

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

'Was the interview too early for you?'

George was not a morning person.

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."