Morning Smiler Mugs

"It was their idea to make you breakfast in bed."

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

The New Age Dentist.

"...lettuce pray."

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'The hardest part of this running routine is exercising the will power to do it.'

'Good morning, breakfast.'

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

The reality of Arabian nights: 'Well, morning comes early, and you've got an awful lot of camels to milk.'

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

"He definitely wants to go out."

Happy Spring!

'OK, OK, you got me. YOu just couldn't let it go, could you.'

"I guess I must be the early bird."

'A simple 'I like mine hard boiled' would have done!'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'Not that sort of palm reading!'

"Well, actually, the early birds get the early-rising, older worms! Personally, I prefer the juicier teenage worms who don't usually rise until mid to late morning..."

Police lineup with smileys.

Early morning sun

'Yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep until noon sometimes...'

'Nice, really nice....maybe not QUITE so happy.'

'You'll have to forgive me. I'm not myself until I've downloaded my coffee.'