Future-seeker Smiler Mugs

'Not that sort of palm reading!'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The fate of the emigrant

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

A word from James Cameron. . .

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

Amateur Palmist

Obama.

Wow. You're amazing!

'Forget about me - what can you tell me about the new CEO coming on board?'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

Ski lift.

"Any other skills?"

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."