Future-seeker Smiler Pillows

'Not that sort of palm reading!'

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

Amateur Palmist

"Any other skills?"

Ski lift.

'Forget about me - what can you tell me about the new CEO coming on board?'

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

Wow. You're amazing!

Obama.

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

Palm Reader...