Adventure Smiler Pillows

Ski lift.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Imagination Navigation.

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Tiger Costume

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

Desert Island Fantasies

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Wild Cow.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"That movie was very familiar...a cute little girl who hangs out with monsters from a secret world."

Rainbow/Horizon

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Start of school fantasy vs. reality

"Papi, I heard something!"

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

'A good present'

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

Only in the newspapers.

"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

For services to Tourism. . .

Alf and Misery Guts