Adventure Smiler T-Shirts

Ski lift.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Imagination Navigation.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Tiger Costume

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Wild Cow.

Desert Island Fantasies

Rainbow/Horizon

"That movie was very familiar...a cute little girl who hangs out with monsters from a secret world."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Papi, I heard something!"

Start of school fantasy vs. reality

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."

For services to Tourism. . .

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

Only in the newspapers.

'A good present'

Alf and Misery Guts