Sustainability Smiler T-Shirts

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

View to the Future

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

100% carbon neutral

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

The original paperless office

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Queen of Upcycling!

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Water scarcity in Africa