Sustainable Slimmer T-Shirts

"I'm really good at diets, this is my 50th!"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

See you at the farmers market!

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

'In factory farms they're fed antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and even arsenic. We give them a lot less of the antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and arsenic.'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

Tips for a green Christmas by Indian Wild Animals.

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

"This can't be right. I was supposed to lose 20 lbs before my next annual exam - maybe I should postpone my appointment for ... another year."

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

The youth shows responsibility!

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

Your new car may be good for the environment but it's no good for shopping.

Is online shopping bad for the environment?

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'

'I'm sorry, we can't give you a surgically inserted gastric band, as it appears you already have two!'

'Look! The health food shop has been hit by the recession.'

"... and that it's hypocritical to blame BP when it's us and our lazy, gluttonous lifestyle that perpetuate the destruction of an innocent planet. That's what I learned in school today!"

"Oooh - Madam does look bloodthirsty!"