Sustainability Smiler Pillows

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

View to the Future

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

100% carbon neutral

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

The original paperless office

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Queen of Upcycling!

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Vivienne Westwood

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

Water scarcity in Africa

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Humans are 100% recyclable.