Style Smiler Pillows

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Dog Dressed to Eat

Keeping warm.

Queen of Upcycling!

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'Do you like my little black number?'