Wintertime Giggle Seeker T-Shirts

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

Welcome Spring.

The rocket powered skiier

Snowmobull

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Little girl skiing.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

Easter Island Secret

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Toilet humour

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

"What would you serve with toast?"

Octopus gets tickled pink

Still living with parents....

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

'He's a gassy baby.'

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

'Darn good oil that!'

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"

I like a good whodunit.

Man sledging on his stomach.

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

Mr. Pickwick slides

"Bring me a tit, and make it snappy."

"Oh no! He's got a carrot baton!"