Anatomy Giggler Gifts

'How's the spleen?' 'The spleen? Where is it?' 'I never studied the spleen.' 'I was left back in my spleen class.' 'I failed spleen.' 'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Batman's Baby

Moo! OOM!

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Cavemen Exhibit

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

'Henri! We found your sweatband!'

"Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupididy' and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein. Our colleague and I were going to debate, with me arguing the universe is finite and he's arguing that it's infinite. But he pulled out saying the debate organizers are biased against his position. He didn't believe they were simply advising folks to arrive early when they said "space is limited."

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

"Hey Frank, how was your colonoscopy?" "In and out."

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

The Big A** Theory

Search for Extraterrestrial Life. Ernie is working on a theory that alien life forms avoid the Milky Way galaxy because they're lactose intolerant.

Clown 'Laugh Top' Computer.

"It's Okay!! I just called 9-1-1!!!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

"This is an octagon after cutbacks."

'Your kinect is broken.'

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

A turtle takes a bath.

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."

"You do realize that this entire side of the galaxy is laughing at you and your NASCAR fixation don't you?"

If I don't, he'll just wander off.

Nah, not up to much – just got let go by a sneeze, so I'm between bodies.

"Whew, that was rank. I didn't want that baby trapped in this suit. I might have died!"

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

'My next song is about a singer who should get into another line of work.'

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