Anatomy Giggler Pillows

'How's the spleen?' 'The spleen? Where is it?' 'I never studied the spleen.' 'I was left back in my spleen class.' 'I failed spleen.' 'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Moo! OOM!

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

'Henri! We found your sweatband!'

"Hey Frank, how was your colonoscopy?" "In and out."

The Big A** Theory

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

"This is an octagon after cutbacks."

"It's Okay!! I just called 9-1-1!!!"

'My next song is about a singer who should get into another line of work.'

A turtle takes a bath.

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."

'Ordinarily, that wouldn't bother me, except Doc did the same blindfold trick last week, when he did my colonoscopy.'

"You do realize that this entire side of the galaxy is laughing at you and your NASCAR fixation don't you?"

"Whew, that was rank. I didn't want that baby trapped in this suit. I might have died!"