Online Jokers Gifts

'And you can wipe that grin off your Facebook!'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

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Giggle.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Whatcha doing, dad? I'm at work. Logging on. Tree's Tree Nursery.

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

Artist Painting his Television.

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

#NoJunk

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

Santa School.

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'Well, not his very last words, just his last words on twitter.'

"On my right is Mr. Darius, who'll fill you in on our corporate counterculture."

Pinata Pranks

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

Charlie Shared a Post

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

Bob has invited you to like his site 'People Who Hate To Get Invitations To Like Sites'.

"I'm on the internet, dad...I am trolling!"

Farce Book

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

'I should have used the glow from your nose sooner, Rudolph, and Jennifer's toys wouldn't be at Joe's.'

"We lost Mr. Speak No Evil when he became a blogger."

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"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."