Geeky Humorists Gifts

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Darn autocorrect!"

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

Pi fight!

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

'These drinks have been watered down.'

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

Newton discovers surrealism

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

"We've been married 32 years. How can you possibly still be in beta?"