Geeky Humorists Gifts

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Darn autocorrect!"

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

Now Hiring. Artificial Intelligence & Research Lab. "Artificial Intelligence"? Great! I'd be a real asset to your project since I'm not as intelligent as I look!

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

Pi fight!

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

'These drinks have been watered down.'

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

Newton discovers surrealism

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

"We've been married 32 years. How can you possibly still be in beta?"

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

"Is there a dummy's guide for this book?"

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."