Geeky Humor Lover Gifts

"The name's Bond. Duane Bond."

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

STRIP Hambone: Small memory

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

All programme output storable on one disc "Of course in your case it'll be a compact disc..."

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

Pi fight!

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"How's this? Hot enough for you?"

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

'These drinks have been watered down.'

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

Flytrap nerd.

Social median

'You should have thought of that before we abducted you.'

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"

"V.C.R's programmed"

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

'Bad news. You're being outsourced by robots from a third world country.'

"Wow, that was some fart!"

Möbius Comic Strip

"Our instrument shows that they are a 95% gas-based life-form..."