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"The name's Bond. Duane Bond."

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

STRIP Hambone: Small memory

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

All programme output storable on one disc "Of course in your case it'll be a compact disc..."

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

Pi fight!

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"How's this? Hot enough for you?"

'These drinks have been watered down.'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

Flytrap nerd.

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

"One moment, doctor, there's been a change in his condition."

Social median

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"

'You should have thought of that before we abducted you.'

"Exaggerate!"

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"V.C.R's programmed"

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"