Geeky Humor Fan Gifts

'Yes, I know they're sad geeks - but I still stay it's stalking!'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Dr. Roo.

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Pi fight!

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

Alien: "I'm here to negotiate my new contract with George Lucas !"

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

'These drinks have been watered down.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"What - the customer complaints come in nonstop and the software doesn't work? Pheew... I'm relieved. I feared that something unusual happened today."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

Daytime TV For Nerds

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

You've lost an electron? Are you sure you're all right? I'm positive.

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'