Geeky Humor Fan Pillows

'Yes, I know they're sad geeks - but I still stay it's stalking!'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Pi fight!

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

'These drinks have been watered down.'

Daytime TV For Nerds

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"What - the customer complaints come in nonstop and the software doesn't work? Pheew... I'm relieved. I feared that something unusual happened today."

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

'I'm a software engineer, so I can confirm it works by magic.'