Geeky Humor Lovers Pillows

Count Dorkula.

Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'According to your computer with its geeky sense of humour...the only time when people weren't stupid and annoying was before there were any people...'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Pi fight!

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

'These drinks have been watered down.'

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"

Bumper Car UFO.

'It keeps sensing disturbances in the Force!'

"Wow, that was some fart!"

"Nine Months?? Can't you just download it?"

"I just love sci-pi movies."

Nerd World Countries

'You've got Chop Suey!'

Möbius Comic Strip

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

"The name's Bond. Duane Bond."

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

"Do you ever find yourself wondering, 'What would Batman do in this situation?'"

Computer technicians with too little training.

Cavemen carving first wheel and first parking meter

'We all have trillions of bacteria in our intestines. That's no reason to do poorly in algebra.'

Kangaroo Nerd.

This just isn't right. The IT guy at our company was killed in an accident and his obituary says 'a fatal error has occured.'

Never mind the next election...