Geek Humor Pillows

Memory Loss

"3D printing can effectively solve many world problems."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"Underweird bras."

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Pi fight!

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

Zika Epidemic

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

'These drinks have been watered down.'

"What - the customer complaints come in nonstop and the software doesn't work? Pheew... I'm relieved. I feared that something unusual happened today."

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

Ventriloquist's dummy reads 'Computers for dummies'.

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

"Your calculations are right- it's our teabreak!"

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"Possessing both sexes, the Hypoplectrus gutavarius mates with another Hypoplectrus gutavarius, each switching roles after each encounter."

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"

The Moe Howard Installation

"No need to set out traps, I'm leaving. You don't have Wi-Fi in this dump."

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

"Wow, that was some fart!"