Geek Humorist Pillows

'... taking great care 'NOT' to press the button labelled 'Thermo-Nuclear War'.

'We all have trillions of bacteria in our intestines. That's no reason to do poorly in algebra.'

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

'A century of studying the male brain has paid off.'

"Does he byte?"

'It keeps sensing disturbances in the Force!'

'You've got Chop Suey!'

"Nine Months?? Can't you just download it?"

"Maybe they won't light because the electrons leaked out!"

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Chef copy robot

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."