Geek Humorist Mugs

'... taking great care 'NOT' to press the button labelled 'Thermo-Nuclear War'.

'We all have trillions of bacteria in our intestines. That's no reason to do poorly in algebra.'

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

'A century of studying the male brain has paid off.'

"Does he byte?"

'It keeps sensing disturbances in the Force!'

'You've got Chop Suey!'

"Nine Months?? Can't you just download it?"

"Maybe they won't light because the electrons leaked out!"

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Screen Time vs Book Time

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

'Does this thing get channel four.'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Chef copy robot

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'