Humor Geek Mugs

'These drinks have been watered down.'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Beware of the snake pits

Wait, I went on this tree yesterday. He's obsessed with his new IPeed app.

Look out.

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

"Good news! Tests confirm your expiration date is a typo."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"The Eggsorcist"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

"Wait a minute. Have you guys thought about how this thing is supposed to fit in there?"

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Pi fight!

"Yeah! It was GREAT teaming up with Catwoman. I just wish she didn't sleep for 18 hours a day..."

Young Elvis

More Pardons

The next damn Batman.

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Zika Epidemic

Sofia Vergara

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

"I've been having hallucinations again, Doctor."

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

"I Love U2."

"Take me to your barista."