Nerd Humorist Mugs

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Advertising on the internet.

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Facebook For Dogs.

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Pi fight!

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Multiple personalities with blogs.

"How's this? Hot enough for you?"

"I sell them for Website names."

You've got snail.

"No, it wasn't a typo on my profile site...I really am a nillionaire."