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"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Early Colour TV

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Board Game Hunter

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

Alien: "I'm here to negotiate my new contract with George Lucas !"

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

Star Wars convention...

Alpha males through the ages!

Large and hitherto uncatalogued life-form on the windscreen, Jim,

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

The Land Before Time.

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

Geek on Wheaties Box.

'I'm a software engineer, so I can confirm it works by magic.'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

Nethead strip: Dates

Computer Gamers.

"The oath according to the Tolkien Pixie God of Goblinara doesn't apply here Mr. Brown."

"Take away their Game Boys!"

Computer...Computee

Herd Nerds.